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samdeanfetish- November 25th, 12:53
amused
- Evgeni Malkin is fucking hilarious
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- samdeanfetish
- November 24th, 21:46
New Russian radio show for the Pens, Malkin as the first guest.
ALYONKA: We'll make sure to invite you back 100 times over but I want to ask you a couple quick questions for our female listeners who want to…
MALKIN: Who want me?
- My sister is retarded
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- samdeanfetish
- November 24th, 18:25
bouncy
Me: Nothing, you don't know who Mario Lemieux is, or what team he played for.
Her: I bet I do!
Me: Fine, what team did he play for?
Her: ...Packers?
- Ovechkin looks disgusted, Semin looks...like Semin, and Lars is doing things to me down there
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- samdeanfetish
- November 23rd, 16:03
- horny
Fuuuuuuck...
Also Happy Birthday Nika, I promise your present will be extra special if you look at me like that for a bit.
ETA: Ouch -
Today, I saw one of my favorite hockey players in public. I had met him once before, and to my shock, he remembered me. I was pretty excited until he started talking to his friend in French. He didn't seem to realize that I'm fluent in the language. He basically called me "ugly psycho bitch." FML
- Now I'm no capshockeygrl, but here are pics from the Bears game last night
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- samdeanfetish
- November 21st, 18:52
- emptymaybe is quite the awesome person:
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- samdeanfetish
- November 20th, 6:45
contemplative
Semin's how-to guide for checking out Dmitri Medvedev:
Now everybody giveemptymaybe a round of applause.
- I'm going to the BSens vs. Hershey Bears game tomorrow
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- samdeanfetish
- November 19th, 17:08
- cheerful
So excited to see them play, I'll be sure to take lots of pictures!
What are you guys excited for this weekend other than Caps hockey?
- Oh God look at his face
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- samdeanfetish
- November 17th, 7:32
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- samdeanfetish
- November 14th, 21:10
pissed off
Dear Caps,
I SPENT THE ENTIRE TWELVE HOURS PANICKING AND WORRYING ABOUT WHETHER I'D GET TO SEE YOU GUYS PLAY TONIGHT, AND THIS IS WHAT YOU GIVE ME? FUUUUUUCK.
FROM WHAT I CAN TELL, GREEN WAS BEING GREEN, SEMIN WAS BEING SEMIN, AND SOMEHOW WE ENDED UP GETTING ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKING TOO MANY MEN.
SO SOMEBODY FILL IN THE BLANKS FOR ME KTHXBAI...OKAY I'LL STILL BE HERE SEETHING.
- Dear Mike Green
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- samdeanfetish
- November 13th, 21:35
- irritated
Way too fucking close for comfort, that could have been ugly.
Everybody else: Good job.
I'm going to Nashville for the weekend, my dad got tickets to the Titans-Bills game and my grandparents will be coming with. My dad is a HUGE Titans fan. My grandmother is a HUGE Bills fan. Me and my grandpa don't give a crap, because neither of our teams will be playing, but we're going anyway because it's a family thing. Damn it.
DAMN IT I DON'T WANT TO GO I'M GONNA MISS THE CAPS GAME AND A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF SON OF A BITCH I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GO. SO...PISSED...GOD...DAMN...IT...
We leave tomorrow morning.
- Sasha being Sasha
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- samdeanfetish
- November 11th, 19:57
anxious
Also, bring it back Caps, and fuck you Mike Green.
- It's official, I'm a Gaga Stan...fierce bish is fierce
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- samdeanfetish
- November 10th, 17:33
- bouncy
- ARGH SEMIN WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER
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- samdeanfetish
- November 4th, 21:24
- enraged
JFC THE FIRST ONE I LET GO AS BORDERLINE, THE SECOND I WAS PISSED, KEEP YOUR FUCKING STICK TO YOUR FUCKING SELF YOU STUPID BITCH GOOD FUCKING LORD.
ETA: LINK WORKS NOW, SO EVERYONE DO THIS MEME TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER:
- I have decided
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- samdeanfetish
- October 22nd, 22:50
tired
That if I ever meet "Nicky", I am going to call him Lars.
That is my new primary goal in life.
God I'm sad.
- Random
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- samdeanfetish
- October 18th, 1:37
- tired
I hate being reminded that Alex has those stupid tattoos.
But I love that Alex has this pic hanging up in his house:
Sasha looks really good in that picture.
- Pavel Bure got remarried.
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- samdeanfetish
- October 15th, 16:23
jealous
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO WAIT FOR ME DAMMIT.
- Enjoy my shit list Mike Green.
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- samdeanfetish
- October 13th, 18:39
- aggravated
"there are expectations for me to produce for some reason as a defenseman."
Excuse us for wanting you to at least be useful for offensive since clearly defense isn't your thing.
God damn it, stop doing things that make me hate you, it's an icky feeling (especially since it's so early in the season) even though you deserve it.
- RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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- samdeanfetish
- October 12th, 21:51
- FUUUUUUUUCK
AIJRKLJVFJMOTHERFUCKERFUCKFUCKFUUUUUCKRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.
WHY DO THEY DO THIS TO ME I DON'T DESERVE THIS. NO REALLY YOU GUYS NEED TO STOP SUCKING PLEASE AND GREEN? YOU AND I ARE FUCKING DONE PROFESSIONALLY.
No, I'm serious, Mike Green, you can go suck a fuck right now, and Sasha...FUCK DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF DEFENSE. OR SHOWING UP AT ALL?
I could use a serious pick me up right now.
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- samdeanfetish
- October 11th, 8:21
Pukey
Yeah. Let's, let's not bring that up again. Ever. Oh my god I am so sorry.
